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22 December 2012

lost keys and dirty looks

My once-upon-a-time wife who threw her car-keys in the trash or placed them in the mailbox about as often as she set them on a shelf in the refrigerator. Years of this produced...

"I have lost my keys again, can you help me look?"

"Sure. I'll check on the roof, and you check the fireplace."

She called me a name.